Talk Like a Pirate

Talk Like a Pirate - Bath Treatment - Traditional

Guaranteed to have you walking with a peg leg limp and conversing in Universal Pirate with one bath!

The story goes- Pastafarianism was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson in response to Intelligent Design Theory,  The God of this religion was named The Flying Spaghetti Monster.  Search- Noodly apendage.  Their Avatar on Earth is a Midget Pirate.  Leading to Talk Like A Pirate Day.  The Beatings will Continue Until Moral Iproves.   Arrrrrrr...

Directions:  ¼ cup per bath.  Use a few days in a row and then once a week for as long as you like.  More often is fine as well.

Create your own experience:  candles, darkness, music, mantras, visualization …

Enjoy

Ingredients: Solar salt with natural plant oils and the purest, organic, therapeutic grade, non-GMO essential oils of Patchouli, Sandalwood, and Cypress